Liveblogging Asylum of the Daleks!

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I don’t know why I think this is a good idea, but here, in bullet-point form, are my reactions to Asylum of the Daleks (Doctor Who S7E01).

*does really bad River Song impression*  Spoilers abound, sweetie.

  • Oh my god.  Ginormous Dalek.
  • SKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Wait, since when did Amy become a fashion model?
  • OH NO.  DIVORCE SCENE.  *cries*
  • So. Many. Daleks.
  • …what.  “Save us”?  What?!
  • I love the Doctor’s reaction.  “Well, this is new.”
  • Wow, that new title sequence is actually awesome.
  • WHOA, WHERE DID JENNA-LOUISE COLEMAN COME FROM?
  • That’s her, right?
  • Okay, seriously, what’s going on?
  • Oh, so the Asylum is actually an insane asylum.
  • Um, yes.  It actually does surprise me that the Daleks have a concept of beauty.
  • RORY, I LOVE YOU.
  • Now I want to see the Doctor playing the triangle.
  • Oh, that’s a new one.  The Cowardly Dalek.  I want that fanart now.
  • So basically the Daleks beamed them down to the planet?
  • Wait, is that guy in the parka another crew member?
  • Security cameras in the snow… okay…
  • OH WAIT.  It’s the ship.
  • Okay, I love Clara already.
  • Oh god, seriously?  Rory got underground?
  • At least he’s alive.
  • Wait, he’s with the insane Daleks.  That’s just great.  Just his luck.
  • OH MY GOD, RORY, DON’T TOUCH THE DALEK.
  • Okay, never mind, it didn’t come alive.
  • The escape pods came down at different times than the ship did?… what’s going on here?
  • Oh.  Great.  They’re all dead.
  • Is time all… wibbly-wobbly on this planet or what?
  • OH. Crap.  Surprise Dalek.
  • ZOMBIE DALEKS, OH GOD.  GET OUT OF THERE.
  • Oh, no.  Nooooooo.  Amy can’t turn into a Dalek.  It just can’t happen.
  • …right?
  • Brilliant, Rory. Turning the gun towards yourself.
  • what
  • the
  • crap
  • WHAT IS THAT DALEK SAYING?
  • EGGS?
  • HEHEHE?
  • oh my GOD, THE DALEKS ARE MADE OF BOUNCY BALLS.
  • RORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • “Binky boy?”  Really?
  • I seriously thought for a second that Amy was in Slender.
  • What is WITH the spinning?  And the hair thing?
  • #convenientgunmalfunction
  • Oh, SNAP.  Good move, Doctor.  Reverse for the win.
  • Ohhhhhhhh.  So that’s why the Doctor is carrying Amy.  The Dalek thing is getting to her.
  • Why do I get the feeling that this episode is going to end in a heartbreakingly beautiful Amy/Rory moment?
  • WHAT
  • OH MY GOD WHAT
  • AMY’S INFERTILE?!
  • WHAT?!
  • Okay, the whole Amy/Rory thing legit made me want to cry, but I’m in a room with five other people, so that would be awkward.
  • Intensive care?  Oh dear.
  • They had their guns removed, though, so what harm can they do him?…Well, I suppose they could do that face-sucking thing.
  • WHAT?!
  • HOW IS CLARA A DALEK?
  • Mind.  Blown.
  • Whoop, the Doctor’s a third wheel again.  Back to normal.
  • Oh my GOD, Clara rocks.

In conclusion:  WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Guesses:  The Doctor’s going to find Clara BEFORE her ship wrecked and that’s how they’re going to end up spinning around the universe together.  Of course, I’m probably wrong.

Anyway, I’ll shut up now.  ‘Night, all!

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2 thoughts on “Liveblogging Asylum of the Daleks!

  1. Hee, that was adorable and I had pretty much the exact same thoughts! EGGS-TER-MINATE!!! Your guess for how Oswin/Clara will still fit in makes sense, but almost seems too easy. And then how did she not know who he was? Not that I have a better guess…! I’m sure it’ll be incredibly wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey though. 🙂

    • Yeah, now that I think about it, I’m kind of hoping Moffat *doesn’t* do that, simply because he already did that sort of thing with River Song and quite frankly, my mind’s still thoroughly blown from her timeline. I’ve heard several other theories that I like quite a bit better – Oswin’s a descendant of Clara, they’re twins, the Doctor will reverse Oswin’s conversion into a Dalek, and probably I’m forgetting some. I’d rather he pull another Gwen Cooper than another River Song, though.

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